Relationship Record

Alexa and I talked a few times between our last date, I’m not sure if we have too much in common, but I had fun on the first date, so I figured I’d ask her out again.

We went to Montana’s this time. She was hungry for burgers, and I was generally just hungry. So that worked out. We started having quite a few drinks, and she told me her cousin Felicia worked in the kitchen here. Apparently, Felicia’s shift was up, so she sat down to join us. The two girls started drinking heavily, and the conversation shifted between ‘girl-chat’ and ‘when I’m going to go do Alexa’. Needless to say, they were pretty blunt. Alexa asked me if I wanted to do a threesome with Felicia and herself.

I sat stunned. Not because they asked, not because I thought I really am not attracted to Felicia…but because they were cousins. I just blurted out ‘ummm…aren’t you cousins? Isn’t that incest?’.

They seemed appalled that I asked that, and asked why I cared. I just told them that’s kinda weird. That however, did not seem to go over too well. They both looked at me annoyed, and started talking amongst themselves (in Pig Latin apparently, they told me earlier that they are both fluent in it) We finished up our drinks in pretty much silence….and we all went home (Well…at least I did…Not sure what they did!)

Well, if the first date with Alexa went well…the second date sure didn’t.