Relationship Record

So you’re talking to some beautiful woman, and after a few messages back and forth, you decide to exchange emails, you continue the conversation, but the topic starts going to ‘you are my soulmate, I live far away, can you send me a couple thousand so I can meet you’. Now, my example that I [...]

Everyone hates being scammed. I’m pretty sure the girl ‘Olga’ from Russia was a scammer. In fact, I’d be willing to bet my 1991 Ed Sprauge Rookie Card that she was (Yea I know, it’s not worth much). I got curious when I started asking her questions like ‘So what do you like to do?’, [...]

I went back on to check my mail again today…and…I had a response! Two in fact! One was from a girl named Olga. She apparently just moved to the area since immigrating from Russia. It was a fairly long email, though you could tell that it wasn’t her first language. She was however, incredibly attractive.
There [...]

Today I went to check how many emails I had received since I signed up a few days ago.
I had a massive running total of…ZERO. That’s right, It was the same number that I joined with! (Coincidentally, that same number is also the percentage of likelihood that Elisha Cuthbert is going to come over and [...]

Six months ago my girlfriend of four years tells me she was cheating on me.
I was at a new years eve party at her cousins house, with tons of people. We all got insanely drunk, and a bunch of us crashed in the living room. Around 5am, I wake up to to hear my girlfriend [...]